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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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