- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Dusters blow stuff.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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