Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Jerry.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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