- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's big and long? My dick.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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