- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

boobs.

Reading books

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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