How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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