knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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