- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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