- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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