a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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And more;

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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an athiest walks into a church

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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