- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

THE END.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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