How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Wait what? I did not type that!

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Tough crowd tonight...

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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