How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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The Barackness Monster

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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