Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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