I told you it would happen

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

i have two hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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