- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

my gramma died

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

You just read this ..

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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