- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

YO FACE

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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