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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

He walked in a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Health food.

Your future.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What can make you pee? Liquid

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Hitler

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