What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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How old are you? 20

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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