- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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