What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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