- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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