What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

your mother

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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