What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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