What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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