Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Gay Rights

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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the love boat

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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