A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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