who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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