- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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