Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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