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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

guess what chicken butt

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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