I have a gay camel

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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suck my balls mr.garison

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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out of your comfort zone

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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