- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are you going Your house

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

squash squash who squash my ass

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Your dads dead. lol

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

It says so on your cap.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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