- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

mark lawson likes boys

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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