What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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