Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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knock knock There's no door

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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