Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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kevin kim

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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the love boat

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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