- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Black people stink of shite!

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

my mind's eye?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

David Silberberg is gay

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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