- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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