I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

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