Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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pee

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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