Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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