What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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