What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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