what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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whos district champs not JM

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