Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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