Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Are you Drew?

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

A black person walks out of KFC

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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