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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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