A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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you and your family will die tonight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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