What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

whats polish and black a polish black person

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

The jets are a good team..

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

I am a joke. I am funny.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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