- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

what happens every day? People die

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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