- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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