There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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penis

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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