Starting a Genocide #YOLO

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Tunechi

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

civil rights

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops