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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

At least I dont have AIDS.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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