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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

At least I dont have AIDS.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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