- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

TIMMAH!

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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