- Anti Joke

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Justin Bieber.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.