If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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