Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

-Knock Knock -Come in!

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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