A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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