Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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