Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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