- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Jesus was a good guy

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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