-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Three black men were walking...

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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