- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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