a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Membean

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Tell you something funny.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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