A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Guess what? Holocaust

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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