- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

HURT

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

VAGINA.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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