Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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