- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

An irish man walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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