- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

meh

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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