- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

lewis ya baggy fuck

My pet rock died.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Justin's hair

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

what happens every day? People die

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

roses are black violets are black im blind

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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