- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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