Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Bean.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

U mad?

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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