What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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George Bush.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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