What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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