- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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