- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Romans rights.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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