Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Sarah Palin

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Im black

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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