- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Knock knock Who's there Police

captcha: all yer base

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

xavier stop

Poop!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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