Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's funnier than 68 69

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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