How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Sarah Palin

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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